An avocado restaurant is opening in Amsterdam!

How much do you love avocado? Enough to give up on ever owning a house? How about enough to have an entire meal dedicated to it, from entrée to dessert?

Well then get ready to go green with envy, because Amsterdam is getting an avocado restaurant where you’ll be able to do just that! The Avocado Show will be serving up nothing but avo-based dished come February, with a menu of avocado-bun burgers, avo on toast and even avocado chocolate smoothies. Plus, plenty of opportunies for avo-cuddles, getting avo control, and maybe even fitting in some avo-cardio in Amsterdam’s bicycle lanes. Avocad-oh yeah!

They may bring down the guacalypse on us all, but as long as they guac our world doing it, we don’t avo-care. Keep updated on their progress on Facebook.

Words by Ranyhyn Akui